Wizard Random

angelshavethephonebox:

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

lets-get-drunk-and-gamble:

scarred-mistake:

beanpunk-rockerbath:

This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.

SIGNAL BOOST.

The small amount of notes on this post worries me. 

SIGNAL BOOST. LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

(via timetosavetheuniverse)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

iamtonysexual:

so i just

please place a warning on this post i almost died

(via winchestersecretfiles)

thedoctor-wearsconverse:

hiddlesbatchlove:

lokis-taking-gallifrey:

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

wouldulikeajellybaby:

 

THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic

that was fucking terrifying

your tension has been exterminated

EXTERMINATED

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

accidentallyshipping:

thatgayangelman:

joanwatson:

(x)

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST

… the ultimate stalker song. Not at all worrying

(via winchestersecretfiles)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

supernatural-fan-rp:

the-captains-wife:

longlivetheboyking:

hiddley:

#THE LONGER IT GOES ON #THE MORE RIDICULOUS IT IS#WHAT’S HAPPENING #SWEET JESUS #wheezing

i watched this for far too long

Oh my god I’m dying….

omfg it’s back

(via winchestersecretfiles)

look-up-darling:

practicalandyetappropriate:

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad! 

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m 

JAVERT

I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.

Goddammit why didn’t I see this coming?!

(via timetosavetheuniverse)

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

(via onmyowninaseparatesky)

icouldntfindanyotherusername:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

sorou:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

i don’t like this head canon 

OH MY GOD

(via timetosavetheuniverse)

clara-oswin-0swald:

I think that this is the most heartbreaking scene in all of Doctor Who. Yes, we lost nine, Rose, martha and the others but this motherfucking scene breaks my heart every time. It’s just a dream. Yes, but her kids were fucking real to her! Her life was fucking real to her! I cried the hell out of me when this happened! I know all of the companions where great and strong and have lost and loved and shit. But Donna fucking Noble lost her kids. And her husband! I actually wonder every day if she actually misses them. While she was with the Doctor and while she has no mind. If she sometimes has dreams about them and if she wakes up crying, not knowing why. If she, like Amy, sometimes cries with no reason. It’s sad that we don’t know what happened after that scene. How long did she need to get over with that? How long was she crying in her room? We never saw anything. And that actually breaks my heart the most. We don’t know how she really felt. I think that deep down she missed her kids and her husband. After all she raised two kids to the age of 9 or something. And than suddenly she looses them. After “9 years”. I am not a mother but I know that I would probably kill every fucking living and dead thing who tries to steal my kids. This fucking scene showed me how heartbreaking this show is. That not always there is a happy end. Because I think that for Donna Noble this was already the end. 

(via lunaatmidnight)

myheadis-an-animal:

le-jolie:

“My mother fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56. She held out long enough to meet the first of her grandchildren and to hold them in her arms. But my other children will never have the chance to know her and experience how loving and gracious she was. I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy.

Life comes with many challenges. The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of” - My Medical Choice by Angelina Jolie, New York Times (14 May, 2013)

really admire her decision. having breasts should not be inherently tied to one’s femininity or even one’s identity as a woman.

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

nephilim-addiction:

But what if Clary watched Supernatural and when Jace would want to tell her how to kill a demon she’d be like: “i got this, i watch Supernatural.”

(via baneme)

cassandraclare:

“Take a long, lusty look at this new character poster featuring Magnus, which boasts the tagline: “An instrument of chaos.” The August 23 release marks actor Godfrey Gao’s American film debut, and he admitted to a few nerves during production when we visited him last year on the set. “There’s actually a really big pressure because I know there are a lot of fans out there, and everyone loves Magnus Bane, and I love Magnus Bane,” he said. “So I just wanted to play a sort of cool-looking Magnus Bane, but I also wanted to bring out the flamboyant side. The party side of Magnus Bane, so hopefully everybody can enjoy what I bring to you on screen.” If internet chatter means anything, Godfrey, you have nothing to worry about.” Hollywood Crush

tmisource:

Magnus character poster from Hollywood Crush